REQUEST_URI: /blog/page/2/

PHP_SELF: /index.php

DOCUMENT_ROOT: /sites/chris-pearson/phpwn.com/wordpress

SCRIPT_FILENAME: /sites/chris-pearson/phpwn.com/wordpress/index.php

SCRIPT_NAME: /index.php

HTTP_HOST: phpwn.com

HTTP_ORIGIN:

HTTPS: on

QUERY_STRING:

HTTP_REFERER: https://phpwn.com/blog/page/2

THESIS_SKIN: /sites/chris-pearson/phpwn.com/wordpress/wp-content/themes/thesis/lib/core/skin

ABSPATH: /sites/chris-pearson/phpwn.com/wordpress/

URL: https://phpwn.com/blog/page/2/

Base URL: https://phpwn.com

Array ( [scheme] => https [host] => phpwn.com [path] => /blog/page/2/ )

Slug string is /blog/page/2

Parent is page!

New matched slug is 2.

Parent dir is /blog/page.

New matched parent is page.

New ancestor is blog.

Original parsed URL path is /blog/page/2/

Chopped up URL path is /blog/page/2/

Basename is 2

esc_url: https://phpwn.com/wp-admin/admin.php?page=thesis&canvas=thesis_focus__content

esc_url_raw: https://phpwn.com/wp-admin/admin.php?page=thesis&canvas=thesis_focus__content

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